Bluetoothed

Being fooled momentarily into thinking
you're having a conversation with someone
who may be looking at you, nodding, etc.,
but who is actually having a phone
conversation on wireless headset. Mutually
annoying as each party thinks the other is being rude.
Joe: I just got bluetoothed again by
the boss's secretary... I can never tell whether she's talking to me,
talking on the phone or talking to the voices in her head...

Moe: Ha ha, I carry a pad and paper deaf-mute style to communicate in the office any more...
by Hey Moe! May 16, 2009
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Bluetooth

When a girl is wearing big hoop earrings and a guy locks her heels into her hoop earrings in order to alleviate the stress of holding her legs up.
My arms were tired from holding her legs up, so i enabled her Bluetooth.
by Hotnicks August 01, 2010
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Bluetooth

When a woman is giving a "Hands free" blow job to a man.
"DUDE! I got the sickest Bluetooth last night!"
by willywonka9385 December 03, 2008
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Bluetooth

A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.
Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!
by Lemmiwinks December 30, 2004
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Bluetooth

The act of. To bluetooth someone. To Knock someone out without the use of a hand. A hands free knockout, i.e. a headbutt.
Jesus! You bluetoothed that motherf**ker, Wade.
by gratefulninja July 07, 2010
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bluetoothing

"dude, did you wash your hands after you pissed?"
"no need--i bluetoothed it"

i pick up stuff with my toes just to show off my bluetoothing abilities.

that guy crashed his bike cause he was bluetoothing. what a tool.
by breeves84 March 08, 2009
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Bluetooth

When one "whacks" their penis on the side of thier partner's face to the ear. Leaving a print like a Bluetooth headset.
I felt teeth on that BJ so when I finished I gave her a Bluetooth.
by Ambush Bug June 23, 2006
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