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Bluntered

To passively insert an object, usually a 1954 characiture of Bing Crosby into the Vagina or anus
Ewww your phone looks Bluntered
by Greg Penningsworth July 30, 2011
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Bloodered

The brutally awesome act of buttering your bread with blood.
Guy 1: Did you have a good breakfast?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, I bloodered my bread to no end.
by xPLDxPunisher September 20, 2009
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blastered

To aggressively post information about someone that might have a negative connotation.
Jesse James and his affair with Tattoo queen were blastered all over the web.
by blueridgephd March 19, 2010
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bloggered

Hosed or broken in a way that puts fixing it out of reach. The web-app equivalent of BSOD.

Several commercial blogging services have components that crash regularly. When a crash happens, users are left at the mercy of the service providers, sometimes for hours or days. Nothing is end-user servicable, and vendors typically don't offer support state, so all a service customer can do is sit back, rage impotently, and hope enough functionality remains to tell users 'that feature is currently bloggered'.
Comments on the site are bloggered...

The permanent links to those archives have gotten bloggered, and since I'd...

Hey Mercury23, republishing the entire site usually works for me in fixing bloggered links...

Link seems to be bloggered a bit...
by d2 at 43rdstateblues March 26, 2008
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blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man
by mzstress June 13, 2018
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blattered

someone who is so stupid they don't even know what they're saying. if your BLATTERED, DO NOT TALK TO ME. you are a bitch.
look guys someone is blattered!

dont talk to me because you're stupid.
by hailey loves you June 27, 2020
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blistered chicken

Completely wasted person with liquid courage confidence.
He got wasted. That blistered chicken became a drinking legend. 🐔
by Blistered Chic April 16, 2023
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