blurta

The Blurta is another name for ones anus.

If you dont shut up, I'm going to ram this ruler up your blurta.

by casa September 8, 2005

blowtask

a blowjob lasting less than thirty seconds, not long enough to be considered a full job, merely a short task

Mark was hoping for the full thing, but Lindsey only ended up giving him a blowtask after she got really bored right away.

by moreplease February 7, 2010

Blorange

The colour pouring out of the speakers at a Pink Floyd concert.

Blorange is a new colour I cannot describe.

by Still Floating July 23, 2010

blortwharf

the extreme achievement of doing something so terribly disgusting that its not even funny.

BLORTWHARF!!!! oh man my dad is going to be pissed when he sees the paint peeling of his car.

by sereph192k March 17, 2008

Blortload

A very large but indeterminate number of objects; more than can comfortably be perceived, yet somewhat less than an infinite number. Semi-officially, a Bloartload is "one more than too f*cking many".

Jake had heard that winter was going to be exceptionally cold, and chopped a Blortload of firewood in preparation.

by VetR April 2, 2008

Blowtart

An Australian party trick in which a participant will have drugs shot into their rectum with a whipped cream dispenser. To complete a Blowtart, participants pour powdered drugs into the nozzle of the dispenser and a willing participant pulls down their pants and gets a friend to insert the nozzle of the dispenser into the participants anus. Spectators can call out "3, 2, 1, blast off!" as the trigger is squeezed and the gas from the whipped cream dispenser launches cocaine, ketamine or any other number of drugs up the participants rectum.

"Bend over and let me give you a blowtart"
"He is absolutely cooked after receiving that blowtart"

by Whitehouse Resident August 17, 2020

Blorgantinian

Something that is reminiscent of Pablo Blorgantini or of Blorgantini’s works. Blorgantini was an Italo-Zulu author and poet who often wrote long, outlandish poems on absurdity and irony. He would often put random words in the middle of sentences for no reason and his books would often have no narrative structure or sense. Something that is reminiscent of this style would be Blorgantinian.

Person 1 watches a goofy TikTok that has cartoonish audio, fast-forwarded video, 7 likes, and a confession to murder

Person 1: That was quite Blorgantinian.

by Thomas Pigskin December 14, 2022