Blooples

The word Blooples is an onomatopoeia for diarrhea. The word was coined in the satirical blog - Human Making and Beyond.

"Diarrhea, in all actuality, is a pretty word. Why give such a pretty name to something so horrible? I think we need a new name for it. Something more raw. Something that signals what it really is. The worst day ever. I was thinking of something along the lines of "assplosion" but that isn't classy enough. The word needs to signify the quivering, gurgling, pain and angst that we all know, while simultaneously seeming harmless. A little old lady needs to be able to use this word as well. Perhaps it should just be called "the uh-ohs" because that's exactly what you think when you feel the first bits of stomach pain to signal what's to come. I think that's a much more apt title, although I really wanted to make up some sweet word that might eventually catch on. Something like, "I've got a bad case of the blooples." Blooples= sound diarrhea makes. Nobody ever said I was classy." - Human Making and Beyond.

by Shovel86 January 25, 2011

boozle

To use skill to surpass someone in any sport especially soccer.

What a boozle by Fernando Torres!

Wow, Tyler sure knows how to boozle.

by boozleboy April 21, 2010

bloodle

(BLUE-dul)verb; when an individual begins to give a guy a hand job, but stops shortly before completion resulting in one angry, blue package

Timia is infamous at bloodling; at a party last week, she walked in the room with a guy and she came out looking satisfied, but he looked truly disgruntled and shouted, "THAT DAMN BITCH JUST BLOODLED MY NOODLE!"

by I never bloodle, I always get shit done! May 25, 2007

Bean boozled

Bean boozled often refers to a female’s front-butt. When you go downtown you don’t if you’re gonna eat moldy cheese or baby wipes.

When Shaun went down on Kelly he smelled grass clippings. He knew he had been bean boozled.

by DrivingMsCrazy May 2, 2018

blozzle wozzle

Noun. blower Woman. A female who gives head or acts like a whore. outdated version of bozzle wozzle

She is a dirty. she is a blozzle wozzle

by Rhett Cannon aka young Ghost June 30, 2006

Boozled

The Meaning Of Someone Or Something That Is Infected.

Quise: Aye Bruh. This Lil Youngin Just Hit My Phone Talkin Bout She Tryna Have A Big Ass Orgee. You Fuckin With It?

Mike: Fuck No Boy. I Aint Messin With These Lil Boozled Bitches OutCheaa.

Quise: Oh Yea You Right. I Aint Fuckin With It Nomore. I Might Catch Somethin.

by MikeeTheKing December 12, 2010

boozle

To be cheated/tricked out of something

You boozle me, I boozle you.

by Pro-fes-i-nal October 20, 2003