butt blooper

an inadvertent flatulence in the presence of others; embarrassing fart

John was given undesired attention due to his
butt blooper.

by Pamelot April 30, 2010

Early Bloomer

An "Early Bloomer" is a super sexy and horny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by horny adult males at all cost!

"God damn, look at that sexy bitch!"

"She's an Early Bloomer dude. You better stay away from that shit, unless you feel like going to prison and getting butt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape."

"Thanks for the tip Bro!"

by Peter Crammer November 22, 2006

blooper

A mistake or accident or an embarrassing moment.

Dropping the phone in the sink in front of my new boyfriend was a big blooper!

by Lauren April 27, 2004

blouser

A one-piece blazer and trouser. The epitome of classy-casual.

TJ wore a blouser to the hip beach bar.

by toastguy March 14, 2014

bloser_

Someone I want to kiss

Ok bloser_ have my baby's

by charzeywarzeyparzeyuwu July 8, 2021

bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

boner blooper

The phenomena of your penis accidentally falling out of your boxers through the front opening of your boxers.

I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.

by mmolloy41 September 19, 2010