I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags July 14, 2011

bloomer biscuit

Another word for a female vagina.

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

Boogerbukkake

A phenomenon caused when a human female is swimming and boogers or snot flowing out of her nose become stuck on her face or chin.

Did you see Paulette jump into the lake? When she came up she had a boogerbukkake!
antonyms: boogerbeard
misspellings; Booger bukkake, booger-bukkake, boogiebukkake, bugerbukakke, boogerbukake

by Joey Tcif January 24, 2015

gray booger

A gray booger is when s woman has absolutely no pink color to her vagina lips but only shades of gray. Even when opened the gray color remains.

Sue is smoking hot but Jeff said that when he went down on her she had a gray booger. it was fucking nasty looking.

by Club April 13, 2015

bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008

Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by JackSilver March 13, 2008