blooper

A mistake or accident or an embarrassing moment.

Dropping the phone in the sink in front of my new boyfriend was a big blooper!

by Lauren April 27, 2004

Bloofed

To be high as a kite while under the influence of marijuana.

Yo im bloofed af

by wall dough April 21, 2015

bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.

When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".

by Preston Travis Fitzgerald May 20, 2007

boner blooper

The phenomena of your penis accidentally falling out of your boxers through the front opening of your boxers.

I was walking around in my house when I noticed part of my penis felt cooler than the rest. Silly me, I didn't buy the boxers with the button in the front. I had a boner blooper.

by mmolloy41 September 19, 2010

blooper

1. an error

2. an embarrassing error that has to be removed from the show or movie.

Many videos and DVDs allow you to view the bloopers that were removed when the movie was made.

by Light Joker June 16, 2005

bloomers

Athletic underpants worn by cheerleaders (and others, such as dancers and tennis players) underneath their skirts to cover their panties. Bloomers come in a wide variety of colors to match the rest of the uniform. They usually come in one of two styles--regular briefs (with a high-cut leg opening) or boy-cut briefs. Some cheer squads like to show their spirit by wearing sparkly bloomers or bloomers with some type of logo imprinted on the butt. Bloomers are also called spankies, lolipops, briefs, or tights.

As the cheerleader leaned over to pick up her pom-poms, she accidentally flashed her bloomers to the crowd.

by Dana G. April 23, 2006

Blooter

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

by Lambchops November 23, 2004