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bottle blonds

bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds

1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.
"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.
by Nco November 23, 2003
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Blonsky'd

(1) To kick someone in the vagina
That girl totally got Blonsky'd during the fight.

The stock market majorly got Blonsky'd today.

(a la when Nikki Blonsky kicked Biaca's mother from America's Next Top Model in the vagina at a Caribbean airport)
by IBBB January 22, 2009
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blocksssssss

a minecraft streamer who is not very smart
wow that blocksssssss is a big melvin
by MrBlocks January 2, 2021
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spinning blocks

Ridding in a car with multiple people with guns looking for someone too shoot
Guy 1: Yo where you at?

Guy 2: I’m out here with the gang Spinning Blocks n shit
by LocalTrappStarr December 26, 2017
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Blonko

A fatty fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat.
Guy 1- ur a blonko!
Guy 2- no im not!
by Penispickle69420 November 2, 2019
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Shooting Blanks

Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.
"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."
by Diego July 8, 2003
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shoot blanks

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)
She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)
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