Blonker

The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.

Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!

by WowDad August 4, 2011

Blonkë

The feeling of impending doom that one might feel that is dealing with depression anxiety addiction PTSD loneliness isolation boredom etc

I woke up this morning feeling blonkë
My life is so stressful that I feel Blonkë all the time

by Argo2016 May 16, 2017

Bonkeys

1.Rare insects found only in Lacon, Illinois in '97.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.

Ah!! OH MY GOD, NO!!! BONKEYS!!! AAAGHHH!!!

by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005

bonkey

The word refers to an african american attempting to be white (aka honkey + black= BONKEY)

That brother at harvard university is a bonkey

by marc dean November 20, 2003

Bonkey Dalls

You mean to say Donkey Balls, but are so fed up with your best friends girlfriend. it comes out Bonkey Dalls.

This trip sucks Bonkey Dalls.

by scissorfight February 18, 2010

bloney

another name for cock or dick

jules sucked my bloney until i shot hot bloney juice all over her face

by buttonsdawg August 8, 2008

blokey

is the same as dude, bloke or a fellow

That blokey's so rad; it aint even funny

by whitesin October 8, 2006