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Blondes are hot

They are
by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021
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montana blondes

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes
I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep
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National blondes day

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!
Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day
by Mrs. Holland November 1, 2021
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titturd 5: blondes revenge

when a blonde says something smart for once
OMG that blonde just said something smart - yes they pulled a titturd 5: blondes revenge
by The Bandit May 10, 2008
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Three blondes in black skirts

Three blondes in black skirts are what men in Ireland say to the barmaid when ordering three pints of Guinness
I attended a Pub Quiz last night. Before the quiz started I went up to the bar. I was with two friends. We are all Guinness drinkers so I asked the barmaid for three blondes in black skirts.
by St Ias December 28, 2005
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new blondes

Two or more people, usually young and female, sharing two or more attributes, one of which must be ditziness.
Redheads ... they're the new blondes.
by Marhenhuh March 21, 2010
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Nordic Blondes

by Lardcore June 19, 2011
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