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Blogmance

Blogmance n.
Blogmance is like a "Bromance" but instead of two Bros having a ton of love for each other it's two Bloggers!

-Bloggers giving each other some major blogger love, support, props, ups, cyber high fives, etc.

-Blogger love at first blog
"Blogger girls Silver Unpolished and The Truth Hurvitz are in the throws of a real Blogmance!"

"I think I'm having a Blogmance with The Truth Hurvitz. She said I'm sooo flipping' cool."
by Silver Unpolished October 30, 2014
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blowmad

A nomadic blow-ho traveling from region to region tracking the phallus as it migrates across the great plains.
A blowmad is a connoisseur of penis. You can spot a blowmad by their phallus tracking skills. Blowmads will always be looking around the room and following the migrations of meat popsicles.

Guy 1: You see that woman over there?
Guy 2: Yeah...
Guy 1: Dude, she's a total blowmad.
Guy 2: A blowmad?
Guy 1: Yeah, she's blown every dude this side of the Mississippi.
by Scrotie Balls December 22, 2014
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A commander of bros. Specifically, the head of a brommando.
Bro, we gotta stop bromaxing at the bromansion. The brommander just called the brommando into action.
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Bloomae

God of bread, appraise the bread, love for bread
ALL HAIL BLOOMAE, yes I Bloomae (yes I love bread
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Blomance

Ted and Bill have a total blomance, did you hear they hooked up last night?
by cupcakesAREcute June 20, 2009
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Bloma

The Coma like state one is left in after recieving a blow-job.

Root: coma blow job
oh my god! I think I put him in a Bloma!
by jsnbnit January 21, 2011
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blowmance

Like a bromance, except in this relationship, one or both of the members are participating in oral sex.
Guy 1: John and I are really good friends. I spent last weekend at his house, it was awesome.
Guy 2: Dude, you guys totally have a blowmance.
by eatyourface97 October 13, 2009
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