bomented

Past tense version of boment, expresses that you are experiencing the feeling of boment

"I gave you 1.5 bobux"

"I am bomented!"

by joe mom 69 funny lol February 10, 2021

Broment

A Bro moment exept it is a single word for laziness and style.

Bro: broment
Bro2: got that broment correct bro

by Fan of Azu September 9, 2020

bloken

Receiving fellatio and defecating simultaneously.

The turtle was peeking but I never turn down a bloken.

(This is a serious definition. Example in use: Harold and Kumar)

by anonymousbloken June 28, 2010

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut on someone's cock and give them head.

Yo, I was eating watermelon behind the stairwell, and this fucking crackhead gave me a Blomer Blimpson.

by Edgecs September 4, 2017

BlumenBang

An attractive adult woman who fornicates with minors in a car or other questionable location.

Kid A: Yo, teach is kind of hot.

Kid B: Fo real, hoss.
Kid A: Wonder if she's a BlumenBang.
Kid B: No tellin'.

by desern January 8, 2011

blimeny crikes

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....

"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

Broment

A moment two bros share when their minds connect and they think the same thing at the same time.

"Bro dude that chick has a nice enough ass for a nice roll in the hay."
"BROMENT."

by therealbrofessor March 22, 2010