a slacker, or lazy bastard
by Now Penions January 6, 2015
Get the bludger mug.A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.
The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.
by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008
Get the freeway blogger mug.Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.
by Andrew May 13, 2004
Get the dole bludger mug.When people just can't stop blogging. Even when they have nothing important to say, they just can't control themselves.
You know you suffer from blogerrhea when you let the world know when, where and how you took a dump today.
by lavinatoe January 9, 2009
Get the blogerrhea mug.A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.
The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.
by ScarlettPussyman1 March 25, 2008
Get the The Freeway Blogger mug.A troublesome California hippie with way too much time on his hands. He uses his ample inheritance to create signs with nonsensical loony messages in the hopes of boosting his low self esteem. Despite his trekking around the freeways of California, he still manages to maintain his gut and his man-boobs. He also takes it in the dumper.
I saw a sign posted by the Freeway Blogger the other day and it made me think "wow, there really are some idiots in this world".
by Freewayblogger1 October 17, 2008
Get the The Freeway Blogger mug.Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.
Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.
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