El Blobo

Simp

Name: Rhoziros Cleammeshkmearres

Age: 14
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Warlock
General Personality: Likes to search out anything fun or interesting but tends to become unreasonable in the heat of battle and is completely happy being in solitude or a massive crowd as long it is interesting. However, he shows pain behind his eyes. He also takes pride and stride in post things he does.

Ben: Sup bitches, Eris is back and better then ever. This shy betamale bitch is actually a hunk in disguise, and his nerdy obssession with dragons and fucking liches makes him his team's ultimate chad. Eris was raised in Chadtown, New Chadsey, by a family of chads. His sorcerous ability stems from his dragon heritage. The rarity of golden dragons makes his lineage powerful enough that he could become a prodigy in Morgrave, alongside the rest of his team.

Also, Chromatic Orb.

Lucas: Rhoz got cucked.

Nekon: Airu had huge tatas. El Blobo LOL

by Nekon March 31, 2020

NOTB: Not on the blob

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)

Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy

by Wixo August 29, 2017

Bloasty

Bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by Allah, off of the Cannabis Plant of Destiny. It is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by Zeus and Thor. Bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. It is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of Aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. Senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. And everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. Your Chakras becomes one with the force that is: Bloasty.

DB- "I just discovered the meaning of life!"
JG- "Dude, you be bloasty as a muthafuckah!"
DB- "I be bloasty."

by Brothers-in-bloast_DSB y JG October 15, 2010

Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation

Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)

by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

blob hunting

Waste of time, don't even think of trying to do it, you will regret it, I myself one of the greatest hunters regret wasting my time

blob hunting is a synonym of waste of time

by Pitcher Discord April 29, 2022

clientregistry.blob

The clientregistry.blob is a file for the program Steam. The file holds your registration data for your games. If you delete it the file will be restored and you will have all of your default settings on all games installed (like your name, spray, binds, etc). It's safe to delete it, and it fixes about 30% of problems that occur on the Steam program.

A server used a tool to change my binds in my clientregistry.blob, I deleted it and now it's not hacked anymore.

by filter2700_0 March 20, 2008

blobular

Having blob-like or jelly-like qualities.

I've overeaten and I feel blobular.

by Sumo Sushi February 28, 2005