bloaties

Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),

I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.

by trojanx April 11, 2012

blowgie

Getting a blow job while eating a hoagie.

as defined by Preston & Steve on 93.3 wmmr on Thursday, October 25th

"The man was seen getting a blowgie in the wawa parking-lot"

by Dan Giangiulio November 12, 2007

Blowgie

To get a blow job while enjoying a hoagie.

Yo I had the best night ever, i was hungry and horny so Trish just gave me a BLOWGIE.

by Nacca Flacka Flame June 13, 2010

broagie bun

When you and your partner have sexual intercourse through a bagel.

Carter and Ted told me about them doing a broagie bun last night, which was a bit awkward for me, as my name is Bagel.

by totofan69 September 22, 2023

Blowgie

The act of eating a sandwich/hoagie while being orally serviced by your partner.

My main bitch gave me a blowgie last night.

by Fran C. November 15, 2007

broagie

a cigarette that you share with someone you consider to be a bro.

Yo, lemme get a cut off that "broagie."
Sure, i'll cut you bro.

by babytroxx May 31, 2010

Bloogie

The ultimate combination of handsome and charming.

He seems like such a great guy. He's Bloogie.

by ewenough April 25, 2011