shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

by Pastor Future May 17, 2005

blautering

When Barack Obama is talking in his speech about nothing, and saying the same thing over and over about nothing. Also when he back tracks to try and save his ass.

Oh my fucking god Obama is just sitting there blautering...

God that nigger is blautering again.

by LoLo2121 October 17, 2008

shit-blistering

an extreme form of masochistic behaviour, in which the slave is coated with fecal material until blisters are raised on the skin. Not for the faint-of-heart, or the sane.

The dungeon of his master was where he endured shit-blistering, in order to gain Her approval.

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

Blistering

To Smoke Weed.

Damn bro, i've been blistering all day, i'm faded.

by Synth. April 3, 2013

blinkering

The action of having your blink on in your car.

I was blinkering, so I could get into the next lane on the freeway.

by Damien Stone May 14, 2011

blithering oaf

A highly insulting term for a doofus driving instructor, especially ones with Hanson style nonce hair worth £100

you blithering oaf, get out of the road as I hit the gas!

by thruuth May 19, 2011

Blithering

Very Much So!

My Uncle is a blithering IDIOT! :P

by Secret Stranger(; December 26, 2009