blister rogers

(like the television show personality, mr rogers) blister rogers reffers to shoes that resemble the "old man" style and give blisters.

Why don't you ever wear those mr rogers shoes

Because they give my feet blisters, they're blister rogers

by Joe2389 February 16, 2008

Blimper

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.

Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.

by PMax March 15, 2008

Bumpster

A person that you are not sure is homeless or a hipster.

"Wait, is that guy homeless or a hipster?"

"Neither, he's a bumpster."

by Smorpheus July 13, 2012

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

Street Fighter Blisters

The blisters on your thumbs you get after hours of playing Street Fighter, main cause is usually rubbing against the D-Pad doing a Hadouken.

A:"Dude, 'sup with your thumbs?"
B:"Street Fighter Blisters..."
A:"You need to lay off that game man, seriously."

by Ketchups92 January 28, 2010

Blood Blister

Australian Slang for sister.

Ahh Cmon mate, shes me blood blister.

by Matoman February 18, 2017

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

by Khaytsus January 29, 2008