Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018

Berection

A berection is an erection from a bird

I saw a berection at school today in the trees next to the playground mom

by Cr4zed June 7, 2018

bonerection

Having an erection when you're dick is already long and you have a boner.

Man did you see Bill!? He went hard in the bar last night after getting drunk and he started getting bonerections when he saw skirts

by Outdated by average standards November 14, 2016

belection

The number of candidates in the British general election in 1992

There was a belection of candidates this year!

by Count_1 February 16, 2021

Beerfection

A situation, when you have a lot of beer.

We have so much beer that we can't drink all of it in one summer, this is beerfection.

by Yellowka November 24, 2022