Max Bemis

He is the handsome lead singer of the emo band Say Anything. He's a sexy bipolar Jew.

Oh my god! Max Bemis is so hot!

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008

Bemiss

The act of being Fucking Amazing. Also refers to those who are half roflcakes and half pwnage.

"Wow, look at that person, they're so bemiss I think my mind will explode."

"Wow, bemiss means really cool and stuff!"

by Nick... Henry July 10, 2007

Bleming

Something that shines bright in the human eye

The sun is bleming today

by Tayyyyuuuu December 18, 2018

bemis

A name for the toilet on those sloppy drunken nights

"How was your Friday night?"
"I spent most of the night with Bemis"

by Breanne November 16, 2004

Blebis

The watermark that a person gets incidentally when they lean up against a countertop in a bathroom; normally on the front of the pants

Upon feeling something wet on his shirt, the young boy looked down to notice the blebis he got from washing his hands.

by MJ dizzle November 18, 2010

blemus

The leathery film that forms on things like soup, gravy, or sauce, when left without a cover.

Dude, the tomato soup has a blemus, that is so sick. Why didn't you put it up?

by Garaga Catterogus January 2, 2014

Bemis'd

American English: Bemis'd

Phonetic Pronunciation: bEE-muhs-D

Phrasal adjective

The act of being Bemis'd

Verb (Informal)
past tense: Bemis'd; past participle: Bemis'd
"we got Bemis'd tonight on the ice"

Used alone, or as a noun / verb in various phrases to express the overwhelming crippling defeat at the hands of a pro curler. "We got easily 'Bemis'd' in tonights curling match'.

Origin
Early 21st Century of Eastern Shore Term; Sporting /slang/, possibly from the Latin root 'Besom-is' a broom made of twigs tied around a stick "having finished at last, she took her besom to the door, and beat it against a stone"

Did you see the score on sheet A? Yeah they definitely got Bemis'd.

by pseudonminiminum December 5, 2019