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Beating Peter

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.
by vander-dale May 17, 2009
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bombs and beating hearts

The greatest folx punk band to ever grace Utah with it's presence.
I went to the punk show last night and the best band was the the folx punk band Bombs and Beating hearts.
by sp2fraggle May 21, 2009
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The almighty three shoe beating

When you piss off a Norwegian kid so much he has to take off his shoes and one of yours, afterwards he pushes you to the ground and proceeds to beat you with all three shoes.
by Mr.$wag February 25, 2017
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beating it

by Bofa tea April 6, 2016
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Beating women

It's what all the cool kids are doing nowadays
Guy 1: "Yo dude, Beating women rocks"

Guy 2: "Bro, you beat women too? Sick."
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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devil beating his wife

When it's pouring rain but oddly enough the sun is still shining brightly, it is said 'The Devil Is Beating His Wife'
by ~SectionEight~ November 8, 2013
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beating

by ItsTheBluAzul July 18, 2015
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