blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.

god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!

by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011

blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Blatherin' blatherskite

From the cartoon series 'Ducktales'.
Fenton P Crackshells key phrase needed to turn into Gizmo Duck.

When Fenton Crackshell said "Blatherin' blatherskite!", he turned into Gizmo Duck.

by stinkoman February 24, 2004

Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011

Beathers

Urban slang for bad.

Darian: "Aye nigga tryna smoke?"
Luke: "Nah nigga, it's beathers!"

by L-Trill January 19, 2010

Beatherder

A festival who's occupants are often mild quiet living people who decide to get off their head for the weekend. If you see an old teacher for example with the gurn of the century on, it stays at BEATHERDER.a festival that is the last of its kind with many people dancing with a hint of confusion about their life's. Around 50% of people will leave with the beatherder logo tattooed onto their body 20% of those usually have it on their ass for their future husband/wife to enjoy. Don't worry though a very friendly atmosphere as everyone is also as fucked as you. Please be warned drug muffling is easy.

"I got so fucked up at beathearder this year" or "did you see that guy at BEATHERDER? I was blowing up my bed with a foot pump, he offered me his electric one for a ten bag - what a guy"

by Bobs your teapot July 3, 2015