bastwipe

1.Derives from a combination of the words 'Bast/Bastard/'and'asswipe' used in such situations to describe an individual who does not yet qualify under the terms 'bastard' nor 'bast' but in -what can only be described as- a fourth dimension in between the two.

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2.the process of a 'bast/bastard' wiping the excess shit from they're posterior.

1.Dude, word on the street is basty mc bastwipe is a bastwipe.

2.Clutching the scrunched ball of toilet rag, i carefully yet instinctively smeared the shit from off my posterior..i had become a bastwipe.

by conrad edwins March 14, 2007

Blastoiseing

When you hold your nut in several days till max capacity and then during sex as you gush semen out of your canon, yell “hydro pump!” To then curl up in your shell and go do sleep after a battle well done.

After a long month of No Nut November, Tyler went Blastoiseing. Best sleep he ever had. Turns out his wife is pregnant though. They are expecting a lil squirtle in 9 months.

by Itslitfam January 5, 2021

blastoisements

a ridiculous, not even funny diss.

friend 1: oh yeah well your mom is worse at call of duty then you are!
friend 2: stop with the blastoisements, thats not even funny.

by jccp4jc74 September 14, 2009

Blastoise

when a female is gettin hydro pumped in the vagina by a males cock, the female orgasms and a huge blast of clear liquid is shot out of her moist opening at a high pressure.

Adam-"hey bro, get lucky the other night?"
Tom-"yeah man, pumped her so hard, she squirted soooo hard like a blastoise using its hydro pump!!!

by ash ketchum, pokemon master!!! March 4, 2010

nee blasties

what geordies say when you are taking a penalty in a game of headers and volleys

nee fuckin blasties!

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

blastphemy

the art of blasting without the lord's permission

That crime is considered blasphemy

by SczchuanKilladi March 24, 2005

Blastoise

A personality of someone during the act of sexual intercorse that likes to ejaculate all over the place during sex. A blastoise is also a water pokemon so water and semen are closley related. Therefore when Blastoise uses water cannon, the males dick uses semen cannon.

Me- Are you a blastoise Johnny?
Johnny- No i don't even have a dick you cunt.
Cortney- I am.

by obama's dick hole black & tiny December 2, 2010