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barking at the badger

british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug

cunt pussy licking
" i had so much fun with stephany last night barking at the badger"
by amuchan October 4, 2006
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Barking Devil Dog

A natural defense that involves producing a powerful fart in order to launch a nestled penis from ones rectum. A barking devil dog can be produced by either gender and is solely utilized to abrupt the act of anal sex.
"If you even think about slipping it into the wrong hole; I won't hesitate to give you a barking devil dog."
by dSwagg2012 January 16, 2012
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barking spider

A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
by Rick C. May 14, 2005
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Blackinese

by lee July 20, 2003
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carnival barking clown

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.
@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.
by Kingdragonfly February 14, 2020
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Blacking for gas

Blacking for gas, much like fracking for gas, where large industry apply great pressure to extract the earth's natural resources, "blacking" refers to the black man's attempt to apply great pressure using the sub machine gun to extract his rent money from the cashier
"shit Tyrrell, we ain't paid the rent on this place in two months"........." Bitch be quiet, it's cool am going blacking for gas'
by Beefneckboy November 3, 2016
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Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
by insanedockergang April 8, 2011
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