Blanket

A way in which you stroke someones face from forehead to chin. Can be mistaken for sexual innuendo, but dont be mistaken for the fun and creativity it brings. Other related actions are also "tea towelling" and "swiping".

"im going to blanket the shit out of you" "im going to blanket you all night long"

by blanketmaster123 October 29, 2011

Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."

by Luke and Dennis January 16, 2008

Blankets

The word you use when what you mean to say is jizz, but that would be awkward.

I jumped on a mattress covered in...blankets.

by RumblingCactus1 August 17, 2010

BLANKET

THE FEMALE THAT COMFORTS A MAN IN HIS TRANSFORMATION.. FROM HIS PREVIOUS WOMAN TOO THE NEXT... OR BACK INTO HIS PREVIOUS WOMANS ARMS ...

BLANKET :
YOU LEFT ASHLEY BRO ?
YEA BUT I GOT THIS BLANKET NAMED JESSICA .
BLANKET ?
YEA FEMALE TO COVER UP THE LAST TELL I FIND THE NEXT !
AHH BLANKET RIGHT! LOL ...

by ASHLEY TRAVOLTA March 28, 2010

Blanket

A blanket is another term used for taint coined by some hill billy tree fucker in my HVAC class

You can suck my Blanket

by Qreech April 22, 2021

blanketed

When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.

Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"

by pcaston2 April 05, 2006

Blanket

A retarded person; someone who rides the slow bus; mentally-challenged.

Person: "Dude I made the wrong turn again."
Person 2: "Your such a blanket dude."

by Francine Babineau August 08, 2011