Slut Blanket

A drunk bitch that falls on you at a party and either can't or won't take her limp body off of you.

I so wanted to come help you out with beer pong man, but i was covered by this slut blanket and just couldn't get her off!!

by Mizz Reed July 25, 2009

wet blanket

A negative person who tends to ruin other people's good times.

Don't let Joseph come on the Vegas trip, he's only going to be a wet blanket and take the fun out of everything.

by FHOIA September 16, 2005

Jeffey Blanket

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.

She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

by Alienvomit33 May 25, 2016

Drunk Blanket

A drunk blanket is that warm feeling u get when your drunk, keeping you warm even if its freezing outside. Or at least helps you forget you are cold.

Girl- Like omg arent you cold wearing just your boxers????
Dude- No bitch i got my drunk blanket on!!!!

by USMC KILLA January 13, 2009

Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.

"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009

bladee

bladee !

bladee is beautiful i love bladee

Man: "Bladee"
Girl: "Please have rough sex with me"

by dawgdonald May 23, 2021

Snake in the blanket

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.

Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!

by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004