blanch job

Synonymous with the famed over the pants (hand job). Usually causing the penis cuts and scraps And can sometimes result in bleeding. Not very often does the person receiving a blanch job actually ejaculate. Usually given by prude bitches who think they can hold out till marriage.

Son how'd your date go. It was OK dad but the prude bitch only gave me a blanch job.

by Mikey blanch July 28, 2010

carte blanche

unconditional authority.

I gave my boyfriend carte blanche. He can fuck me anyway he wants.

by GSPOT1 March 8, 2007

blanch boys

An unknown species from a ratchet area named blanch who are TRASH!!!
They also manipulate the gyaldem to giving them uck, job and twap #sickosssss

Their so full of themselves

They don’t buy bread and milk for their mumzys in the local shop?!

Blanch boys have brought beef to the motive.

by Murphyluke111 August 13, 2019

blanch

1) To physically or emotionally hurt someone.

2) To perform exceedingly well in a task.

1) Did you see that fight yesterday? That guy got blanched!
2) I'm gonna blanch my driving test.

by adgad June 1, 2009

carte blanche

Carte blanche literally means "blank check." It is a term used when person A does a favor for person B and in return requests carte blanche (aka, a promised favor in the future.) Just like a blank check can be any amount, carte blanche could could be any range of favors.

Sawyer: Help me track this boar
Kate: Ok but you have to give me something
Sawyer: What?
Kate: carte blanche

by JLip December 6, 2005

blanch

usually reffering to a small penis boy. a faggot. a bitch.
center of all jokes

lets make like a tree and blanch the fuck on out of here.

yo that girl is going out with a blanch?
yea she tells me their done in one minute

by michael gallager November 16, 2006

Fart Blanche

Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.

"Honey, you have fart blanche to fart under the blankets tonight."

by bean_eater February 9, 2010