blapse

to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm

I blapsed this rudeboy

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

by Khaytsus January 29, 2008

Blamp

To drive or crash a car.

I just blamped the car running from the cops

by Numbka5xk April 8, 2023

blapps

(verb) to blapps, to push the lips of a friend or adversary down until they spring back up and make a clapping sound. This should only be done while quoting the lyrics of a famous song with a key word changed to 'blapps'

Hey Dave... 'Blapps life'. Or, oi john... 'blapps is in the air..' (shuddder)

by Wes Gleeson December 26, 2005

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

blaps

to hit or slap someone round the face.

"i'm gonna blaps you up good"

by taxi August 20, 2003