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blacklist

To be denied services/participation from certain activities. Usually caused by disagreeable acts against a person, government, or something stupid you did.
Jim's Story:

After getting out of prison, Jimmy couldn't get a job anywhere but McDonalds. He felt he was blacklisted from any work other than crime or a McJob, so he went back to crime by stealing their chicken nuggets.
by Allen75 April 28, 2010
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Blackduck

A small hick town in Northern Minnesota with nothing but a school, a liquor store and a grocery store.

People here grew up drinking, chewing, smoking and straight up partying.

Mudding, hunting, fishing, snowmobiling and kicking ass are commonplace in this town.

If you don't know how to party this town will be boring for you.

Population 696
"Hey dude, do you drink?" - Guy number 1

"Dude, I grew up in Blackduck. I've been drinking since I could reach the top of the bar." - Blackduckian
by lawabidingcitizen February 26, 2011
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blackicanise

adj. (black-acan-eese) used to describe a person who is or looks black mexican and chinese at the same time
" i drove up to tha Arbys on Main right; and tha motha fucka that took my damn orda look blackicanise!"
by Bradcrazymofo October 5, 2006
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Backlock

To reverse a combination lock on someone's locker so that the dial faces the other way, making for a very difficult time to get it open. A common high school prank.
He was pissing me off all day, so I backlocked his locker with his reports inside.
by Mikeman45 January 14, 2010
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Blackjackitis

When you skip work to go to the casino and gamble.
Dan couldn't make it to work on Thursday. He had a bad case of blackjackitis.
by Ryguy639 September 7, 2018
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blackjack in the crack

A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.

A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)

Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.

Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?

Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
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blacklight

To hit a dab pen or other vaping device until the device stops and the light turns off (hence the name)
"Alex blacklighted my pen now he can't walk"
by Cantaloup3 December 22, 2020
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