Blongo

A sexual act involving an male individual who has attained the rank of Sergeant in a paramilitary organization. This individual is selfconscious, grouchy, and has poor muscle tone. During this sexual act, the woman throws the mans legs over his ears and completes penetration.

Wow, my knees are all tore up 'cause my wife Blongoed me all night long.

by Blongos July 16, 2019

Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's

"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"

by Umbreon Man May 13, 2020

g-bong

A large jug with the bottom sawed off, usually with a steak knife, and a cap burned out and a socket jammed in it. You would then place that structure in a bucket full of water. Next, proceed to put marijuana in the socket and blaze it up. Gently pull up on the jug structure until it is full of smoke. Lastly unscrew the cap and push down on the jug and instantly you will be blazed.

HP hits more g-bongs than anyone on the planet

by Tmoney HP June 8, 2007

Bong joint

Joints that are thick and not very long, like a chode. They're inevitably shit.

Joe: Hey David do you mind rolling?
David: Yeah no problem, I'll roll a fat joint. It'll smoke really well.
Nishanth: Oh fuck he's rolling another bong joint, thats a shit joint right there.

by Smoke_weed_everyday October 11, 2012

bong

what you put the flowers in when then cops drive by

fuck the police lets get high

by childastray September 20, 2005

Bing Bong

Viral catchphrase coined by Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) that imitates the chime that sounds when New York City subway doors are closing. The sound can be heard in the intro of each Sidetalk episode.

FUCK YA LIFE - Bing Bong!

by ItsLittyInDaCity November 28, 2021

Rusty Bong

When a man is getting a blowjob and the partner lights their anal pubes with a lighter in the same fashion as lighting the weed on a bong

So me and my boyfriend were experimenting the other night and tried the rusty bong

by SlippyNipLewis February 18, 2018