bitchasserous adjective -
1. characterized by the deceptive and cowardly behavior or action of bitchasses
1. characterized by the deceptive and cowardly behavior or action of bitchasses
by Kariem September 19, 2007
Get the bitchasserous mug.The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.
The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.
High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.
High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad
"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."
"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."
"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."
"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."
"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."
"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."
by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010
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The ideology that one has the right to dominate and manipulate their partner with tears, anger, drama and/or douchieness. Whatever works to get the desired results by flexing ones bitch as opposed to flexing ones machismo.
When you feel like you're an asshole, but you're really not, you may have been victimized by the ancient art of bitchismo.
by NOOGS October 14, 2011
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2. The person you use to be the messenger / voice of a complaint
2. The person you use to be the messenger / voice of a complaint
1. I don't go out the front door because of the bitchpigeon that always shits on me
2.. The party was much better after a bitchpigeon told those losers to leave
2.. The party was much better after a bitchpigeon told those losers to leave
by The Branford Badger Snatcher May 13, 2018
Get the Bitchpigeon mug.People who strut around like peacocks on pheremones and think that they are largely better than everyone because they wear Abercrombie and Fitch clothing.
by Uwish. April 4, 2010
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Bitcheses is a term of endearment for a male to use in reference to people in his life, especially those close to him, most likely his party posse. The term is not gender specific.
Bitcheses can also be used in emotional outbursts when emphasis is required.
Bitcheses is a term of endearment for a male to use in reference to people in his life, especially those close to him, most likely his party posse. The term is not gender specific.
Bitcheses can also be used in emotional outbursts when emphasis is required.
Melanie is a bitch.
Melanie and Cathy are bitches.
Melanie, Cathy, Delena and Katie are bitcheses (bitch-e-ses).
Nascar fan happy with his driver's performance: "Ford Power, bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)!!"
Melanie and Cathy are bitches.
Melanie, Cathy, Delena and Katie are bitcheses (bitch-e-ses).
Nascar fan happy with his driver's performance: "Ford Power, bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)!!"
by PeachKutie January 21, 2010
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