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Bitchpussy

Bitchpussy is the pussy you fuck and have unlimited access to for the rest of your life. But you dont necessarily care about the bitch in question, just the pussy.
I met this girl yesterday and I got me some new bitchpussy
by D-Li Llama February 5, 2010
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bitchourage

very similar to an entourage, only with bitches
hell yeah, call up the bitchourage
by j leezylez February 19, 2011
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bitchPod

A synonym for an iPod that iPad and iPhone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive iOS devices. Includes iPod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and iPod classics.
Frank: Hey Steve can I use your iPhone to iMessage my mother?

Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.

Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!

Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.
by 12345Joeable March 14, 2012
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BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.
“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."
by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016
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Bitchorcism

From the ancient art of bitchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained bitchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a bitch on one day every month when blood comes out of it's second asshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as bitch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. Another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second asshole, all know male bitchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of bitchspawn coming out 9 months later. The final way is feeding it the blood of the bitch, this is from draining the second asshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture porn.
Adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead Adam to believe she had been possessed by a bitch, so came the first bitchorcism
by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016
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bitchiprofen

Medicine commonly prescribed for the alleviation of a serious bitchitude.
Take 2000mg of bitchiprofen and leave me alone. Come back when your bitchitude it gone.
by Zamzorro December 1, 2011
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bitchology

The Study of Bitches
I asked my bitchology professor to explain my girlfiend's bad attitude.
by marynth July 29, 2008
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