Harry Birthmas

When your birthday is so close to christmas that people give you one gift for both occasions.

Harry Birthmas! I'm too lazy to give you two different gifts at two different times.

by Nosila November 10, 2010

Birthaversary

The event created when you are able to get married close to your spouse's birthday. Requiring only 1 (slightly larger) present instead of 2 individual gifts, the birthaversary is considered by some the holy grail in wedding date setting.

This weekend, we will celebrate Becky's birthaversary with a sightseeing trip.

by GrammarGhost September 2, 2015

Bombay Birthmarks

The large pinkish-red blotches, present just above the knees of a short-wearing person, immediately after exiting the "crapperie", after a night of over-exuberance at the Akash Balti House.

"Sporting a nasty pair of Bombay Birthmarks there Tony".
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"

by woty July 30, 2008

birthaversary

A misspelled concatenation of "birthday" and "anniversary", primarily used by illiterate slobs.

Happy Birthaversary to my sweet BFF!

by GrammerCat January 9, 2009

Birthnaversary

Celebrating both a birthday and anniversary on the same day.

Mary's birthday is Dec. 16th and she also got married on the same day. Today she is celebrating her birthnaversary.

by RChikofsky October 14, 2011

Birthvalersary

Where you can be a tight ass and get away with buying one present instead of 3 for your wife in the month of February, when it’s her birthday, Valentine’s Day and wedding anniversary.

Happy birthvalersary wife, here is your gift!

by Endeavour1 January 30, 2020

Waldorf Birthmark

A term used to define a tattoo that a girl gets on the small of her back. Maryland regional variant of the Tramp Stamp.

Also known as a Dundalk Birthmark

That girl over there has a Waldorf Birthmark,she might as well say she's putting out.

by Hunter Keeler May 7, 2008