Branson bitch

A Branson bitch it the type of girl in Branson that only causes drama, talks shit on everyone, and then claims to be your friend. Hoes around with everyone.

Emily is such a Branson bitch

by Http.deadinside July 16, 2016

Branson

To receive a gay sex act of oral or hand releif from a recently married man.

"look at him he's itching for a branson"

by gmagic May 15, 2006

National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.

It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019

Branson

A virgin derived from the owner of 'Virgin' - Richard Branson

Person A: "Mate i horsed da life clean outta her"
Person B: "No ya didn't ya Branson"

by Big Craig aka Legend February 25, 2008

Branson

Very sexy individual with huge peen, sexy eyes and gets all the pus.

I just wish I could be like Branson.

by Shalacadoodle September 30, 2019

branson

bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.

1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"

by gmagic May 13, 2006

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004