chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

drive-by bitching

When someone drives by and yells bitch at you

I was the victim of a drive-by bitching. He had a mullet and was driving a Camaro.

by ohmypuddin July 29, 2004

Bitching Out

When you release all the tension built up by dealing with humans and their questionable actions.

"Watch out Becky, Megan is seriously bitching out right now".

by isuckgluten September 16, 2021

belly aching and bitching

to bitch and whine excessively over something in an annoying way

my ex girlfriend does nothing but belly aching and bitching since we broke up

by bluebear December 14, 2020

Bitchidus

Used to describe a person that bitch runs in the family and that is now encoded into their gene's.

That motherfucker Jack is always complaining they need to find a cure for the Bitchidus he has so he doesn't get shot like his dad did.

by tps32 March 10, 2008

Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.

I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.

by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010

bitchin' rest face

The opposite of resting bitch face. When someone's passive expression is so awesome that it can only be described as bitchin'.

Guy: Who's that girl, is she a supermodel?
Other guy: No she just has a bitchin' rest face.

by Romeo Bravo February 9, 2017