spank the big one

to masturbate...alot

When Tom thought of Stacey's mom, he had to find a place to be alone so he could spank the big one

by cjtjceej July 9, 2006

Suck the Big One

When something is worse than usual in its badness; when something is more unpleasant or annoying than usual.

John: "I just had a dream that I was a catholic choir boy."

Sare: "Man, that sucks the big one."

by Sahara October 4, 2003

The big one

Something big and typical. (Aka gun, score or anything you could describe)

Lester : "The big one!"
Michael : "The big one!"
Trevor : "The big one!"

Franklin : "What the fuck is the big one?"

by Sosku10 August 21, 2020

Bites the big one

The situation sucks that you are in.

Your probation officer hassling you over nothing bites the big one!

by Ben1964 January 22, 2015

The Big One

"The Big One" is used to describe a big person in a small place that is accused of everything . Commonly associated with Avichay as a "Big One". Originally: "Shiur Anglit"

The big one constantly knocks into people with his immense size.

"Hey you, the big one. "

by Cool Bamb May 20, 2016

Scheduled Big One

A pre meditated night of heavy drinking, usually resulting in puking or sickness the next day.

Cody is going to have a scheduled big one this Saturday!

by Guardiansfan6982 August 15, 2023

The Big One

What one bites when one dies.

That dude is totally dead, he bit the big one.

by jcoffland May 10, 2010