Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020

Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.

Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

Bulimic Blessing

When you French kiss a bullimic girl, and stuck your tongue too far and she throws up on you

(Bulimia is not a joke is you think you might be struggling reach out for help)

"I was french kissing Shelby and i wasn't expecting to get the bulimic blessing"

by H20hoe May 26, 2019

Papal Blessing

A form of attack upon ones face using one hand.

The attack starts with a slash of the hand down the center of the face from the forehead to the nose. Immediately followed by a repetition of slaps with the same hand across left and right hand cheek, whilst keeping the hand positioned centrally.

A Papal Blessing is usually given as a form of joke between friends as part of friendly horseplay rather than a serious attack maneuver.

He was being cheeky to me, so I gave him a Papal Blessing

by gib-guy November 26, 2019

Blessing

The most amazing thing to have ever graced the earth, normally of female origin.

That chick is a complete and total blessing.

by The girl you will never forget December 9, 2008

Mormon Blessing

When a Mormon has anal sex with a non Mormon while shouting "Mormon" until the non Mormon in question's ass hole is so wide that the said Mormon can fit his head inside it.

Joe:"Hey Ty, I heard you gave Beccie a Mormon Blessing last night!"
Ty:"Fuck yeah!"

by Thicc Juicy Daddy September 21, 2018

Blessing

She is the girl that knows her worth, loves herself but doesn't ever stop loving you .You will find her your everything once you really get to know her .She will be your angel, your baby girl . She is the girl that you miss and she is the girl that can get a man to beg for her just by being silent. Yes Blessing's silence is never for nothing it hurts once a Blessing is mute. Beautiful,funny and driven girl that you should never let go off EVER .Never get decieved when she says she is okay,it means she's not and if you're someone that she finds close or even dating and she just closes up, it's not because she is bitchy, you genuinely hurt her and she probably thinks it's best to close up

Guy: she's so cute and cool but too intimidating

Guy 2:Nah bro go talk to her ,it's Blessing, she will turn into your everything just wait and see

by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020