Brett Yang

A wonderful classical musician who plays the violin really skillfully, with an intellectual sense of humor, extremely down to earth despite his amazing achievements, has a great sense of compassion and empathy, has a bubbly and friendly personality that anyone can adapt with, one look and you can immediately feel that he is a kind person, screams husband-material all the way, a loyal and trustworthy bestfriend who will support you with whatever you do as long as it's not related to the viola

Mom: You need to find a good husband.

Me: You mean a Brett Yang?
Mom: You're not good enough for him. Find better friends first at least.

Me: You mean a Brett Yang.. too..

by riikaajeluuuu September 6, 2020

brett hand

brett hand is the hottest human being alive other then you shawty

example: i love brett hand

by anonymous November 24, 2021

screen beret

person who claims in internet chatrooms to have served in the Armed Forces, before showing a demonstrably bad understanding of the military.see fontline combatant

can also be used as a derogatory term to one who uses threats of violence in internet chatrooms, or to one who wholeheartedly supports ANY war THEY don't have to fight in..

chatter1: "we should just invade Iran next..."
chatter2:"and where abouts in Iraq are YOU typing from, Screen Beret ??? Manchester ???"

by BogUk January 19, 2008

Bret McKenzie

One half of the glorious duo called Flight of the Conchords. Bret McKenzie is known primarily for his participation in said band, but has also had a little role in a Lord of the Rings movie and is subsequently known as FIGWIT (Frodo is great--WHO IS THAT?!). He may also be reffered to as the "Boom King". Bret has legions of fans both male and female alike who lust after him, and who can blame them when Bret is so good looking?
Alas, he has a fiance. Sad day my fellow female friends. Sad day.

Man, did you see Flight of the Conchords last night?
YES, and I only watch Bret McKenzie when he's onscreen because he's got it goin on.

by juju624 December 9, 2008

Brett Sherman

Great guy to get to know who is a really good listener.Very good looking usually with a nice ass.Nice guy who has your back in any situation.

Wow! That guy helped me out so much. He's a real Brett Sherman.

by wordwizard62 April 19, 2010

Brett Favre Her

The act of sending a dick picture (via text message) to a female in which you've most likely just met/started talking to, not too long ago. This is an alpha male trait that is only done by the boldest men, who have the confidence, the precise angles, and the kind of soul snatching slammer that no woman could resist. This act is usually done by complete surprise, although a warning which is given in "hint" form is also acceptable. Otherwise you might fall into the category of a creep/weirdo.

This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence

me : Damnnnnn she's fine bro! Did you even Brett Favre Her yet??
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.

by RowdyRodThatPipesHer March 11, 2017

Roasted in a Beret

The act of having someone call you out for something or other whilst unrelatedly having put a lot of effort into your outfit/makeup/hair that day and feeling double the shame because of it.

Person 1: Oh, you look cute today!
Person 2: Yeah, but I came in late to class and my professor called me out for it, so I felt like I got roasted in a beret.

by themothman1966 March 25, 2019