Blitch

(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.

Jerod was blitched by Hansen

by Ninjombie November 2, 2013

Blitch

A blonde bitch. A platinum blonde bitch who thinks shes the shit.

I hate nasty blitches, who think their the shit.

by Wazhma April 1, 2008

Blitch

Extreme sadness at some joyous ocurrence

I won the blitchin lottery

by Anonymous September 28, 2006

blitch

A level higher than bitch.

Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's

by G Dizzle G Dog November 21, 2010

Blitch

a nicer rendition of BITCH. Instead of saying the more offensice word, just say blitch.

Girl 1- So are you going to see Derick night after he cheated on you?
Girl 2-Blitch please!

by Ana September 28, 2006

blitch

1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men

Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!

by Darkseig November 12, 2010

blitch

a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers

I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.

by B_L_I_T_C_H SODA BIERS REALLY December 3, 2010