Bewilderness

An emotional space in which you become hopelessly tangled, unable to see the trees, blind to the forest, wandering in circles, lost.

How had the relationship gone wrong? Could she have just trashed him? No, she must have meant... something else... because... words are only words, he can't be all of those things she called him... or any of them. After so many good times... and why was it getting dark so fast? He'd find his way out of the Bewilderness, in a day or a year. Maybe.

by Monkey's Dad September 10, 2022

bewiddled

To have urinated upon oneself

"I see thou hast bewiddled thyself"

by TheSlaom November 6, 2022

bewildermazed

that feeling you get when you see/hear/sense Sarah Palin in the media. After everything she has said and done, she's still on the air.

JB: I'm completely bewildermazed, how does this bitch still get airplay?
BO: What a jackass. (c)

by timzilla January 18, 2011

bewilderment

The most confusing feeling that you could ever feel. Nothing you say makes sense, and the only cure is to hit your station. Bewilderment can lead to embarrassing texts messages or phone conversations.

Me: yo what's up man?
Rick: my how you get goin young man
Me: you're clearly in a state of bewilderment, hit the station

by iambewildered November 28, 2011

bewildering

1. Kodama
2. To confuse or befuddle via ones beauty.

Kodama is bewildering.

by William April 24, 2004

Get beside yourself

A modern phrase invented by a millennial of telling somebody to be humble and taking a crystal clear look at themselves before passing judgement and/or being critical towards others.

"Maybe you should sit back down and re-evaluate your thoughts, be humble... and get beside yourself."

by Rosemarie_ May 24, 2017

bewildered

adj. Amazed that one is so lucky in one's relationships; lucky enough to be dating an incredible girl.
(Often used in reference to Jennie.)

I am one bewildered boyfriend.

by I think you know who... August 18, 2004