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Best Buy Mobile Centipede 

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.
Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

best buy douche 

The group of douche bags that hang out inside the Best Buy stores, usually on the weekends, making it extremely difficult to move or look at anything they are surrounding. They may be playing or doing one or more of the following:
1)Playing Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3 in front of the big screen television. Usually playing Rockband and being quite annoying as they try to sing along and head bang
2)Or the douches that actually play the instruments not letting you play at all even though you have been waiting for at least 15 minutes.
3)Don't seem to really have a job or a life. Just seem to care about pissing people off, and playing Rockband with their douche bag friends.
1) I'm trying to get over there to see the game but those best buy douches are in the way
2) Mom, I haven't even gotten to try out the drum set because this best buy douche is a douche
best buy douche by Ritchboy April 8, 2009

best buy burnout 

Disorder affecting Best Buy employees that have been overworked many days in a row. Symptoms include extreme fatigue, bad mood, and huge bags under the eyes. Also they can sometimes resemble zombies with the blank stare on their face and slow shuffling walk. While it can happen to any employee at any time, it is most common with the media department and those who work the closing shift multiple times per week.
Dude look at that guy, he is from media and has been closing every day for the last 4 days. He definatly has best buy burnout.
best buy burnout by Hulk Smash August 13, 2006

"Best Buy" style 

the act of watching tv in your bedroom with more than one tv showing the same program just like what they do at Best Buy.
i like to watch tv, watch movies, and play videogames "Best Buy" style

Best Buy Effect 

Employees that work at Best Buy that suffering from obesity, loss of intelligent, laziness, decrease in social events and declining health. Usually this is due to the erratic work schedule and the daily intake of fast food.
Examples of Best Buy Effect on a person are:
Lee- Lost of hair, high blood pressure, Doesn't answer cell phone, and Eats extremely unhealthy. Quote "I will die before I eat healthy"
John- weight gain, addicted to World of Warcraft,and never answers cell phone. Quote "Chicken nuggets are the healthiest item at McDonalds,
Best Buy Effect by William301 February 28, 2008

Best Buy WHORE 

a whore to the greatest extent attracted to dudes who work at best buy.
guy 1: dude there goes the best buy WHORE

guy 2: i can tell by the trail of herpes behind her.
Best Buy WHORE by best buy whore February 26, 2009