niklas bendtner

The best football player in the universe.

- Mate, did you see Wolfsburg playing yesterday against Munich?
- Yea, if Niklas Bendtner would have not been on the bench, he would have scored so many goals!

by alexgate7 July 7, 2016

Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013

bernsters

Hipsters that support Bernie Sanders.

All day long my newsfeed is filled with bernsters that keep trying to make Bernie Sanders happen.

by jerseyDel July 3, 2016

berndtalert

Easily excited, 27 year old who uses peanutbutter to orally pleasure himself with a dogs mouth. Who will frequently eat out thai tranny's

a.k.a. Sgt berndtalert berndtalertberndtalert, berndtalert berndtalert don't do that to my dog.

by cock so huge March 11, 2009

bernstein

last name of an OBVIOUSLY jewish person. usually friendly and likes to play tennis.

ellie: hey did you see bernstein over there?

elena: oh yeah.. she's jewish right?

ellie: is that even a real question?

by ESam November 15, 2013

bernett

A strong black boy who gets all girls to like him

Your are very bernett

by Bermet March 14, 2017

bernath

To continually fight a battle that you have absolutely no chance of winning.

That lawyer went full Bernath defending his client in court.

by Disbarred Lawyer February 20, 2017