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bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


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by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Bearded Clam

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.
by Cary the B May 17, 2006
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Bearded Sinner

Facial hair having no shit taking sex machine from hell
by Bearded badass April 16, 2015
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guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
by Vince September 27, 2004
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Bearded Clooney

An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as George Clooney in Syriana.
I looked down and realized I was so deep, she looked like a Bearded Clooney.
by gclooney May 26, 2009
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Bernard Antonio

When you raw dog a bitch and then eat out her pet cat.
Damn, Russell pulled a Bernard Antonio last night.
by Jakurbs January 27, 2021
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bearded clam

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy
Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.
by 6piece December 19, 2007
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