Bernardo

A cowboy who will give you the whip

I hope Bernardo whipped Calendario for cheating with gotdamn Stephanie Moran. So once again JOSEPH AMAYA IS FREE TO FUCK ME ALL NIGHT and dad said he don't care so I'm likeeee okay let's do the BG fantasy lol.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Bernardo

Somebody who's extremely cute, funny, and friendly; yet can be a complete retard at times. Casually, bernardoes have big dicks. Some people say they're so huge, that it can't fit in most asses. The smallest dick ever recorded to a Bernardo was 7 inches long.

"Bernardo! How are you doing?"

"Good. What about you?"

by OfficialNamers May 10, 2023

Bernardo

A Indian looking man that could be mistaken by the character from phineas and ferb baljiet not the straightest person but a cool one

Oh is that baljiet oh no it just Bernardo

by People person December 28, 2018

bernardo

a guy that looks hot because has a good body, but actually has an ugly face, but you cant see it because its covered with hair.

girl: OMG, that guy is hot!
boy: naah, thats a bernardo

by FabiiT October 27, 2008

bernardo

Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".

Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."

Dude #2: "Bernardo."

by EVILC November 5, 2005

Bernardo

Person that just loves a good big black cock inside his asshole.

"That gay is so Bernardo."

by ZaXaXa October 30, 2016

Bernardo

The Chosen One, The Future God... Just Wait.

Bernardo is the Chosen One.

by Present_God_1 November 22, 2021