belinker

A listener to the podcast My Dad Write a porno

- Have you heard the new episode where Belindea travels to Amsterdam?
# Of course! I'm a real belinker!

by rocky flintstone November 14, 2017

BLOINKISS

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017

Sapphic Boinking Anthem

Your favorite or most frequently played WLW sex song. The ultimate inspiration to please your girl that was also probably on your workout playlist from undergrad.

Kristen: "They were playing 'Kiss Me' by Sixpence None the Richer in Homegoods again today... :/
Jamie: "Dude, I can't believe that's your sapphic boinking anthem."

by missthang10 March 1, 2023

boinking

Screwing, fucking, having sex

Stop boinking my boyfriend

by Secret October 5, 2004

boink swatter

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005

Sha Boink A Boink

A term defining when you are about to get down and have some luvin, usually in a sexual nature

Girl 1: Oh so your *friend* is coming over? What you all gonna do?
Girl 2 : Oh you know its sha boink a boink time
Girl 1: Ah .. I see , well have fun!

by Daizy January 18, 2006

Eye-boink

Checking somebody out, basically. But mainly to imagine having sex with them.

Damn, Dennis Quaid's old enough to be my Daddy... should I really be eye-boinking him this much?!

by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010