BenMandel

A man who likes to give head

That faggot looks like he gives good head.

He's a real BenMandel..

by Jaxer September 23, 2011

beatmaniaiidx

What real people play instead of DDR. It's a 7-keys and turntable game with far better music. Where else can you hear kick-ass songs like R5, fly through the night, Real, and Take It Easy?

Silly homo, DDR is for kids. Go play beatmaniaIIDX.

by dj gs68 September 10, 2003

Bertman

a bertman is a person that usually drinks execessively. makes babys,excutes in crime related subjects,robs trains,smokes weed,always being acused,does or did smack,blow,crack,crank,possibly heroin on regualar basis,shoplifts,carries bazooka's, hand grenade, and lots of condom's usually has a 14 year old club we dont have any information about the club but if you hear anything about it run If you seen a bertman dontlet him get near you. Run fast call police as soon as possible call police. His friends are Mr George,doey,kelle aka horsesass watch out for a fellow named mick he kills people on a day to day basis

A bertman is sometimes a under-rated criminal seems nice but dont let him near you

by Prince Albert December 21, 2003

Full Bettman

When your hubris leads you to consider an atomic bomb solution to a problem. Normally associated with sports leagues; may apply to Hollywood studio executives. Usually accompanied by a "head up the ass" attitude and general derision for the actual impact on a fanbase.

The 2004-05 NHL lockout. Rather than resolve the problem between owners and the players, the NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman chose to instead try and break the union.

In the end, by cancelling the whole NHL season, the owners got what they wanted, but at the expense of losing their ESPN broadcast contract, being reduced to a third-tier cable channel (Versus), and only gaining 4-network exposure by showing games essentially for free on NBC.

The end result of a "Full Bettman" was the lack of TV exposure leading to a decline from major 4-sport status in the US, falling behind NASCAR and NCAA football and basketball. The eventual byproduct of the casual loss of interest has been failure of NHL southern expansion and, ultimately, possible relocation of teams to Canada.

by Beerguyrob May 6, 2011

5-Key Beatmania

The term most commonly used for the game Beatmania, the music action game that started the whole BEMANI series.

No way I'm playing 5-Key Beatmania at some stupid kids' arcade.

by dj gs68 May 10, 2003

gary bettman

the hero that had the hockey season put on hiatus

Due to gary bettman's ways of working with greedy union hockey players, who think, like all unions, that they earn more than what their worth. Season over, go back to canada

by Womack March 8, 2005

Beitman

1. One of the ultimate disses indicating that the other person is some sort of degenerate.

2. However, it's meaning does not always have to mean degenerate - being a 'beitman' can also indicate that one is an extremely excessive video gamer.

3. Furthermore, a 'beitman' is one with a bowl cut.

'Beitman' is frequently capitalized, even in the middle of a sentence, though the street does not have any definitive rule on this.

1. Why are you humping that man? You are being such a beitman!

2. Dude, it's been three straight days now. You've been logged into counterstrike for over seventy hours. Go outside and stop being such a beitman.

3. Dude, what the fuck is up with your hair! Did they cut you with a bowl on your head for $1.75? That has to be the most beitman haircut I have ever seen...EVER!

by Sam Green May 8, 2006