bedtimetwt

a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.

“oh yea i’m on bedtimetwt”

“cool i’m on kpoptwt”

by Bridget_At_The_Disco July 15, 2020

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

beetis

Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"

If you have the beetis, call Liberty.

by Sweepz October 7, 2006

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

Louispartridgeis Beetiful

Louispartridge is super sezy and has brown wavy hair. Thank you for being alive

Louispartridgeis Beetiful thank youv for beingsuper sezy and brown wavy HAir.

by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003

beating the record

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

by Harry Boulding January 12, 2009