bender

a player who blows at hockey and cant skate

luke enderwick is the biggest bender bow high has ever seen

by puke benderdick June 11, 2008

bender

half an erection. usually because the male is not aroused enough, causing the penis to bend out of the way on entry.

because that girl i scored yesterday had such a huge lennart, i developed an irrevocable bender. needless to say that she woke up with a cleveland steamer today.

by tisseen schande May 18, 2006

bender

A player in hockey who's ankles bend inward because they're not strong enough to hold up their ankles on ice.

That Sean Mcdougall kid ankle's bend, he must be a bender and suck!

by ilikegurls August 12, 2009

bender

A Curveball (usually a good one)

Ned Donkle took a bender over the right field wall

by NED DONKLE May 13, 2005

bender

A head-banger, rocker or otherwise classic rebel and/or delinquent.

Taken from the character John Bender who was an archtypical example of stereotype from the movie "The Breakfast Club" by John Hughes.

Look at that guy with the Ozzy jacket and the mullet, he's a total bender.

by Conan Galloway November 7, 2007

bender

A turd that is so long that it starts to bend before it touches water.

Jesus that sure is a long shit.
Yep, it's a bender all right

by James Kreutzer September 29, 2005

bender

The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.

I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.

by DOERR! November 8, 2009