bitchtarded

Being such a huge bitch that it's retarded.

Gina just keyed my car! That bitch is bitchtarded.

by Crambertino April 17, 2014

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Benchmarxist

A person who believes that benchmarks/benchmarking is the ONLY thing that matters instead of the overall usability and/or feel of something

Also: benchmarxism.

Examples would be the constant and boring IOS vs Android, OSX vs Windows, Intel Vs AMD, Imports vs Domestic (cars), Single vs Multicore debates, etc.

Person01: "Man, your MyFlush 3G phone SUCKS. It only has ONE core! Look at my quadrant results. That's right, I got 87,000.6! because I have 57 cores with my P-Mobile MegaDouche 4GS II"
Person02: "Efing benchmarxist! Not everything is about specs! my phone works PERFECTLY"
Person01: "Perfectly slow and old with a tiny, tiny screen!"
Person02: ":/ Gotta wait 'till my plan resets"

by 808Curt August 6, 2011

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Benchmade

A type of knife that military and police use that are very expensive. They are also known as "Butterfly Knifes" because their logo is a butterfly and they are also famous for their Balisong knife which is also known as a "Butterfly knife"

I can't believe how fast he cut that with his Benchmade.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

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bentard

Someone who regularly where's a leather jacket and looks like the character neo from 'The Matrix'. Usually has ginger hair and is associated with mental problems.

For the last time it's not the morning you bentard!

Leave me alone you bentard!

You blow you fucking bentard!

by Hannah Hot May 9, 2005

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