beer

this medium was launched to invite people to write their own definitions of urban life language (reflecting the zeitgeist). a democratic forum's idea that every accepted entry is as valued as one in webster's or oxford's.

this medium is not suitable for communication between two idiots. the nuances of speech, tones, humour, irony, emotion, body language etc are naturally excluded, thus per se dismissing what communication is.
Just saying.
You wanted it that way.

Have a beer for me too.

by Krkič May 4, 2019

beer

Possibly the best thing ever to be invented ever. I MEAN IT.

GIVE ME BEER. NOW, or I will hurt you.

by THE METALHEAD March 1, 2005

beer

...because everyone needs a hobby

dude, i'm bored. Time for a beer

by Joe Face September 3, 2005

Beer

Beer, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of our greatest strength, and our greatest weakness. The cause and answer to all of life's problems!

Let us get pissed, my fine fellow drinkers!

by JewLove December 29, 2004

BEER

what is the malted liquor
what gets you drunker quicker
what comes in bottles or in cans (beer!)
can't get enough of it (beer!)
how we really love it (beer!)
makes me think i'm a man (beer!)
i could kiss and hug it (beer!)
but i'd rather chug it (beer!)
got my belly up to here (beer!)
i could not refuse a (beer!)
i could really use a (beer!)
Beer, Beer, Beer!

by [ - stacys mom - ] October 18, 2003

Beer

The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.

"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."

by Give Me Beer Right Fucking Now June 27, 2008

beer

a substance imbibed by males which, in time improves the appearance of ugly women and should be purchased more than makeup cuz it does a whole hell of a lot more for ya if yer really ugly than any makeup ever will

After 15 beers, rosie odonnel becomes do-able

by king god the pharoah December 21, 2003