beej and run

When a girl gives you a blowjob and then flees town the next day, and you never hear from her again.

Garrett: Dude you remember that Miranda girl I told you about? She totally pulled a beej and run!
Key: No way man! Your semen must have tasted like old nutella!

by G Don Don May 11, 2017

beej monster

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody

We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.

by krazy jr July 30, 2007

Beej Janssen

A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job

I had a painful beej janssen at yellowstone last year

by Top Gun John Dingaling September 19, 2023

Beej Smeej

Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.

"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."

"Awkward....."

by winghizzieballa January 10, 2012

Beej Queen

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.

I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.

by tsextown August 5, 2010

beej mcgeevs

Noun: (bee-ja mick-gee-ves) beej mcgeevs refers to receiving oral sex from a girl. An extrapolated version of BJ, which of course is a shortened version of blow job, which is of course slang for oral sex.

Derek: "Yo, my dude, you pipe that last night?"
Mike: "Nah braj, she just gave me a beej mcgeevs"

Other usage:

Sam: "I'll take a beej mcgeevs from Anyone"
Eddie: "Even a one armed broad?"
Sam: "Anyone...."

by MattyMeds December 23, 2013

Beej Rogers

Coked up anime kingpin. Shows interest in creating fan fictions about his siblings and parents. Only one of his incredible kind.

I definitely just saw beej rogers walking down the street.. that thing deserves a salute.

by Klefman February 9, 2018