Proper Beej

A blowjob from a topless female while on her knees. Male can be standing or sitting. Ball play must occur, at least with the hand if not the mouth while the other hand is engaged on the shaft. The finale should be either taken on the face, tits, or swallowed.

*Note – it is not a proper beej if sex follows, that is just foreplay

Male one: "How did things go last night?" Male two: "She gave me a proper beej." Male one: "Nice."

by John Fontain May 16, 2011

Fat Beej

A much larger, sloppier, down right distrusting Beej.

(Beej)- blowjob

“Bro I got a fat Beej last night before sex. Shit was sweet”

by I_Prefer_Tacos June 29, 2020

beej monster

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody

We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.

by krazy jr July 30, 2007

Fatty Beej

When a girl gives an excellent blowjob

I just got a fatty Beej out back.

by Dean Adams December 27, 2004

Beej Janssen

A sexual act that requires a male to dip his balls in boiling honey and have a black bear attempt to give him a blow job

I had a painful beej janssen at yellowstone last year

by Top Gun John Dingaling September 19, 2023

Cop A Beej

The act of obtaining a blowjob

Nice, Are you finna cop a beej?

by The Only G-Money August 22, 2010

Sneaky Beej

A sex act in which one partner sneaks into the other's room and gives them a blowjob while they sleep, usually waking them. (The recipient must ask for/consent to this in advance)

I was sound asleep when all of a sudden I was woken with a sneaky beej.

by John Rederickt February 18, 2017